Why People Think I am So Weird

3 Jun

I have had my fair share of embarrassing moments in my life.

From loudly boofing during silent reading in 5th grade, to my bathing suit top falling off in a wave pool at my 8th grade end of the year swim party…

Some things you will just never forget.

And some people will never let you forget either.

Like the time in highschool when a couple of friends and I were reading a brochure on Hawaii, and learned what Pearl Harbor really was.

Thanks to everyone filling me in, I learned that Pearl Harbor was NOT a SHIPΒ IN Japan that was BOMBED by the Japanese…

Or the time when I loudly shouted for all to hear that they should look at the birds sitting on the beach…When in reality they weren’t birds, they were rocks. I got glasses a couple weeks later.

Or maybe, we should talk about the time where someone told me I needed to change my blinker fluid in my car, and so I called a repair shop and asked if they had different colors for blinker fluid, because I really wanted pink.

And lastly, I’ll never forget being compared to Jessica Simpson for buying canned Tuna, only wanting Chicken..Because the dang bottle said Chicken of the Sea..

(And if you ask me, I think it’s rather stupid it says that. Chicken cans don’t say Fish of the Land)

I think you get the idea.

But recently, I haven’t been reminded of Flashing Teeny Boobes, or Fish in a can, it’s my cooking that tends to be the butt of every joke.

Everything from Vegan, to tree huggers, to organic freak, to heath nut..I’ve heard it all.

And for a while I was starting to worry that it was stopping people from being friends with me. I mean, who wants to hang out with someone that loves gaseous spinach and takes pictures of it…

Well my friends..Are you out there??

Because things are about to get a little more embarrassing when you find out what I put in these muffins…

Spinach and Squash Muffins w/ Lemon Glaze

*Despite the name, these are actually fairly sweet. No one would even guess they were good for you…AND that they contained Spinach and Squash.*

Ingredients:

Dry:

1 C Whole Wheat Pastry Flour

1/2 C Coconut Flour (or WHP)

1/2 tsp. Baking Soda

1/2 tsp. Baking Powder

1 1/2 tsp. Cinnamon

1/2 tsp. Nutmeg

1/2 tsp. Ginger

Wet:

2 C. Fresh Spinach

2 Small Yellow Squash finely grated (about 1 C. worth)

1/3 C. Organic Cane Sugar

1/4 C. Applesauce

1/4 C. Canola Oil

1/4 C. Non Dairy Milk

Directions:Β 

1. Mix dry ingredients together and set aside.

2. Using a food processor, add spinach and pulse until finely pureed/chopped. Add spinach plus the rest of the wet ingredients into a bowl and mix until combined.

3. Add wet to dry and fold until combined. Do not over mix.

4. Preheat oven to 350, and when oven is hot and ready, scoop batter into muffin pan (Can top with coconut) Β and bake for about 20 minutes, or until center comes out clean and edges are golden.

Lemon Glaze:

1/2 cup powdered sugar

1 tsp. lemon juice

1 tsp (maybe more) water

Directions:

Mix until combined. Drizzle on muffins.

Making/Keeping friends is getting more difficult every time I bake..

But if it’s any consolation, my Hubby had two of these fresh out of the oven smeared with butter…

And he still loves me..

And he loved the muffins..

And he also loves donuts…

Luckily for me, Hubby is stuck with me Forever..

He has no choice but to accept that if it involves me..

It ain’t gonna be normal!

Boof!

26 Responses to “Why People Think I am So Weird”

  1. Jess@HealthyExposures June 3, 2011 at 10:06 am #

    bah, who wants to be “normal,” anyways? that’s so ordinary πŸ˜‰
    I’ll take one of your muffins any day – or any of your baked treats! The people who pass don’t know what they’re missing.
    (this coming from the girl who just made BBQ flavored bars…ahaha)

    • ThE DiVa DiSh June 3, 2011 at 1:34 pm #

      haha I saw those πŸ™‚ A girl after my own heart! I think we would deg get along πŸ™‚

  2. Laura @ Sprint 2 the Table June 3, 2011 at 12:05 pm #

    LOL @ making friends being more difficult! The fact that you worked spinach in a baked good only makes me want to be your friend MORE! πŸ™‚

    • ThE DiVa DiSh June 3, 2011 at 1:34 pm #

      haha thanks laura!! I’m glad you love me even when I’m weird!

  3. ericascime June 3, 2011 at 12:35 pm #

    I used to get so annoyed when others made fun of my healthy food! (So immature.) Now I just remind myself that it is their loss!

  4. mindrunningwild June 3, 2011 at 1:19 pm #

    actually, those look lovely!! I love the colors and the glaze…oooooh
    I love all your stories of being silly or made fun of. We all have those moments, for sure. I’m a bit strange myself, I eat huuuge salads and I knit and I love books more than television. Hey, we gotta love what we got, don’t we!

    • ThE DiVa DiSh June 3, 2011 at 1:35 pm #

      perfect! We can’t change who we are for others!

  5. Alexandra Ampuero June 3, 2011 at 2:14 pm #

    I SO love that I was there to witness your wave pool moment! You forgot to add that on your way up you pulled Danny’s bathing suit down!love you Ari – I love all your healthy recipes, who else would have introduced me to kale chips?!

  6. Ashley June 3, 2011 at 2:52 pm #

    I think you are brilliant – does that count for anything? πŸ™‚ I just need to get some coconut flour so I can try these. I use coconut for quite a bit of stuff (i.e. water, milk, and oil) and some people freak out on me saying I will get cancer – has this happened to you?

  7. birdie to be June 3, 2011 at 2:56 pm #

    Great post… and a beautiful blog! Your daughter is adorable!

  8. LizAshlee June 3, 2011 at 3:28 pm #

    Oh my…spinach and squash…muffins…and a lemon glaze! Do not ever underestimate the power of crazy heathy ingredients to make a wonderful creation!

    Love your creativity and keeping it healthy!

    Happy Friday!

    twitter.com/lizashleeblog

  9. Heidi @ Food Doodles June 3, 2011 at 4:59 pm #

    Haha, I totally agree with the comment up higher… These muffins make me want to be your friend more πŸ˜€ And if there’s someone out there without those kind of embarrassing moments, they are the ones that aren’t normal. Honestly, who doesn’t? That being said I pride myself in being unique even if I get strange looks from my family members, haha. I try to keep it normal around people I don’t really know, but somehow I think they know anyways.
    That glaze looks amazing. I’ve been wanting to make something with a glaze lately, it looks so pretty πŸ˜€

  10. jonwaynew June 3, 2011 at 5:33 pm #

    Now I am hungry.
    And the way through to a mans heart is through his stomach anyways.

  11. Jenn @ Peas and Crayons June 3, 2011 at 8:17 pm #

    My old neighbor put spinach in brownies and fed them to me

    I still havent forgiven her for those.

    But I bet your cah-razy town concoction actually tastes good =) because while weird, you’re not stupid ❀ haha!

    omg does that sound bad? i mean it with love!!!!!!

    come WIAW it up already I rarely "see" you anymore and miss you everso much!

  12. Alaina Rose @ Sweetness Of Life June 3, 2011 at 8:24 pm #

    Haha! Hilarious πŸ™‚ And look at how creative you are! Those muffins seriously look awesome. I’m totally going to make them! I don’t have squash right now though. Maybe I’ll use carrot instead. I made your coconut chai smoothie (the green version) for breakfast this morning. I loved it πŸ™‚ Thank you ❀

  13. helennaturally June 3, 2011 at 9:32 pm #

    I can totally be your friend. I am often told that I eat weird…quinoa weird…what??

    Love the stories!

  14. Kristen @ The Red Velvet Life June 3, 2011 at 10:33 pm #

    Oh Ari, I love this, and the muffins look awesome! Super creative! I probably lose one of my Texas friend each time I post food pics on facebook like vegan stuffed bell peppers. If only all those friends knew about my blog, hehe…sooner or later they will, though, and they’ll have to accept…or defriend, whichever. πŸ˜‰

  15. Maryea {Happy Healthy Mama} June 4, 2011 at 1:19 am #

    These look amazing! I’m totally making these as I have too much spinach right now and need to use it up. And I’ll bet my little one will eat them and get some extra veggies in her. Bonus! πŸ™‚

  16. Jess (In My Healthy Opinion) June 4, 2011 at 3:17 am #

    Haha, this is great! I’m certainly not normal, but normal is boring. I think your stories make you sound fun! πŸ™‚

    And I love a good green ingredient in a recipe – these look great!

  17. Jenny @ Fitness Health and Food June 5, 2011 at 3:41 am #

    yey for being quirky! πŸ™‚ I know I am! much to the disappointment of my in laws! πŸ˜›

    That lemon glaze looks AMAZING! πŸ™‚ so sticky and ooey gooey sweet! πŸ™‚

  18. vegan aphrodite June 5, 2011 at 6:34 am #

    I think your baked treats always looks good:) I guess squash in muffins makes them really moist and yummi! Your friends dont know what they are missing out on πŸ˜‰

  19. Callie {Rawxy} June 6, 2011 at 1:07 pm #

    “”Or maybe, we should talk about the time where someone told me I needed to change my blinker fluid in my car, and so I called a repair shop and asked if they had different colors for blinker fluid, because I really wanted pink.”” Umm, that’s awesome! I literally laughed out loud and then thought ‘dang, that would be sweet!’ πŸ™‚

  20. pawsitivelife June 7, 2011 at 1:36 am #

    I dont think there is even a definition for “normal”, besides its overated :), Normal to me is ordinary, which neither you or your blog are!

  21. Jenny June 7, 2011 at 1:45 am #

    If there’s anything I’ve learned is that normal is way too boring. You are fantastic definitely not normal πŸ˜‰ Maybe that’s why we’re such great blogging friends πŸ˜€

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